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Scripture Readings
Thursday, May 16, 2024
Acts 4:23-31
John 5:24-30
Today’s commemorated feasts and saints
Ven. Theodore the Sanctified, disciple of Ven. Pachomius the Great (368). Translation of the Relics of Ven. Ephraim, Abbot of Perekop (Novgorod, 1545), Ven. Cassian (1537) and Lavrentii (Laurence) (1548), Abbots of Konel’ (Vologda). St. Alexander, Archbishop of Jerusalem (213-25. Martyrs Vitus, Modestus, and Crescentia, at Lucania (ca. 303). Bl. Child Musa of Rome (5th c.). St. George, Bishop of Mitylene (9th c.). New Martyr Nicholas of Metsovo (17th c.). Saint Brendan the Navigator (577).
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Someone's excited to have her life flash in front of her eyes @ high speeds... 😅 🚘 💨 Tanya Mason
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I'm ridiculously excited that a new Inquirer's class is going to be starting soon. I can't wait!
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Anyone else spend part of their life listening to "contemporary Christian music"? I did... and "Keith Green" is still the GOAT, in my book. I found him about 20 years after he passed away.
What your favorite 90s Christian rock artist tells you about who you are today:
Caedmon’s Call: You lead your church’s deconstruction small group
Jars of Clay: You’re single-handedly keeping Patagonia in business
Vigilantes of Love: You’re a university professor
Petra: You’ve planted 36 churches and are still waiting for one to take off
DC Talk: You’ve attended at least one Stronger Men’s Conference
Rich Mullins: You follow Shane Claiborne all around in the summer and run your community’s cold weather shelter in the winter
Poor Old Lu: You bought all the Harry Potter books for your kids
Sixpence None the Richer: You buy all your decor from Magnolia Farms
Newsboys: You lead your local QAnon chapter
The 77s: You’re an anti-establishment libertarian
Amy Grant: You’re leading a Jesus and John Wayne book club
Michael W. Smith: You realized your friends are friends forever only if you don’t change your beliefs
Michael Knott: You’re an atheist
Daniel Amos: You’re in jail for the January 6 insurrection
Starflyer 59: You got bored and read Nietzsche now
Steven Curtis Chapman: You’re still feeling that call to campus ministry
Jennifer Knapp: You’re a social justice warrior in all the best ways
Phil Keaggy: You’re playing weekend gigs at local coffee shops
Third Day: You’re a youth pastor
OC Supertones: You’re really into CrossFit
Dakoda Motor Company: You’re a suburban soccer mom
Skillet: You despise woke culture and long for the days of blessed cultural appropriation
Big Tent Revival: You figured out how to be an evangelical Christian without being a total jerk
U2: You talked your church into divesting from arms manufacturers (you also still listen to U2)
Michael Card: You teach English and Vocal Composition at a Christian High School
Carman: You’re a missionary
Plankeye: You’re a mega church pastor on the west coast
The Choir: You somehow remained hip after all these years (you also had a hip replaced)
Saviour Machine: You still haven’t covered up those Greek and Hebrew tattoos
Five Iron Frenzy: You like liturgy, craft beer and mini golf
Keith Green: You’re still waiting for the church to get its **** together
——
It’s been brought to our attention that we left too many favorite artists off the original list. While we can’t include everybody, here are a few more:
MxPx: You’re still a ****
Adam Again: You were smoking weed way before it was legal
The Violet Burning: You did your dissertation on Derrida
Pedro the Lion: You still contemplate a monastic lifestyle but can’t bring yourself to give up Netflix
Project 86: You secretly regret never having raged against the machine
Stavesacre: You can’t quite decide if Nadia Bolz Weber or Peter Rollins best speaks to your deep existential angst
Point of Grace: You’re a true MLM pro
POD: You wasted most of your thirties watching Pawn Stars
Over the Rhine: You run your local indie record store
Tourniquet: You watch all of Jake Paul’s fights
Switchfoot: You regularly say “not all men” when interrupting a woman who is speaking
Audio Adrenaline: You think that not enough white guys have a podcast
Relient K: You’re a Swiftie
Dime Store Prophets: You live in a gentrified neighborhood, but it’s okay because you hate yourself for doing so
Waterdeep: You still own the djembe you bought back in Bible college when your dream was to join the alt-worship team at Willow Creek
Stryper: You haven’t missed an episode of Homebrewed Christianity for twelve years
Steve Taylor: You still have your soul
(Borrowed from one "Phil Snider" on Facebook...)
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Anyone else spend part of their life listening to "contemporary Christian music"? I did... and "Keith Green" is still the GOAT, in my book. I found him about 20 years after he passed away.
What your favorite 90s Christian rock artist tells you about who you are today:
Caedmon’s Call: You lead your church’s deconstruction small group
Jars of Clay: You’re single-handedly keeping Patagonia in business
Vigilantes of Love: You’re a university professor
Petra: You’ve planted 36 churches and are still waiting for one to take off
DC Talk: You’ve attended at least one Stronger Men’s Conference
Rich Mullins: You follow Shane Claiborne all around in the summer and run your community’s cold weather shelter in the winter
Poor Old Lu: You bought all the Harry Potter books for your kids
Sixpence None the Richer: You buy all your decor from Magnolia Farms
Newsboys: You lead your local QAnon chapter
The 77s: You’re an anti-establishment libertarian
Amy Grant: You’re leading a Jesus and John Wayne book club
Michael W. Smith: You realized your friends are friends forever only if you don’t change your beliefs
Michael Knott: You’re an atheist
Daniel Amos: You’re in jail for the January 6 insurrection
Starflyer 59: You got bored and read Nietzsche now
Steven Curtis Chapman: You’re still feeling that call to campus ministry
Jennifer Knapp: You’re a social justice warrior in all the best ways
Phil Keaggy: You’re playing weekend gigs at local coffee shops
Third Day: You’re a youth pastor
OC Supertones: You’re really into CrossFit
Dakoda Motor Company: You’re a suburban soccer mom
Skillet: You despise woke culture and long for the days of blessed cultural appropriation
Big Tent Revival: You figured out how to be an evangelical Christian without being a total jerk
U2: You talked your church into divesting from arms manufacturers (you also still listen to U2)
Michael Card: You teach English and Vocal Composition at a Christian High School
Carman: You’re a missionary
Plankeye: You’re a mega church pastor on the west coast
The Choir: You somehow remained hip after all these years (you also had a hip replaced)
Saviour Machine: You still haven’t covered up those Greek and Hebrew tattoos
Five Iron Frenzy: You like liturgy, craft beer and mini golf
Keith Green: You’re still waiting for the church to get its **** together
——
It’s been brought to our attention that we left too many favorite artists off the original list. While we can’t include everybody, here are a few more:
MxPx: You’re still a ****
Adam Again: You were smoking weed way before it was legal
The Violet Burning: You did your dissertation on Derrida
Pedro the Lion: You still contemplate a monastic lifestyle but can’t bring yourself to give up Netflix
Project 86: You secretly regret never having raged against the machine
Stavesacre: You can’t quite decide if Nadia Bolz Weber or Peter Rollins best speaks to your deep existential angst
Point of Grace: You’re a true MLM pro
POD: You wasted most of your thirties watching Pawn Stars
Over the Rhine: You run your local indie record store
Tourniquet: You watch all of Jake Paul’s fights
Switchfoot: You regularly say “not all men” when interrupting a woman who is speaking
Audio Adrenaline: You think that not enough white guys have a podcast
Relient K: You’re a Swiftie
Dime Store Prophets: You live in a gentrified neighborhood, but it’s okay because you hate yourself for doing so
Waterdeep: You still own the djembe you bought back in Bible college when your dream was to join the alt-worship team at Willow Creek
Stryper: You haven’t missed an episode of Homebrewed Christianity for twelve years
Steve Taylor: You still have your soul
(Borrowed from one "Phil Snider" on Facebook...)
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Anyone else spend part of their life listening to "contemporary Christian music"? I did... and "Keith Green" is still the GOAT, in my book. I found him about 20 years after he passed away.
What your favorite 90s Christian rock artist tells you about who you are today:
Caedmon’s Call: You lead your church’s deconstruction small group
Jars of Clay: You’re single-handedly keeping Patagonia in business
Vigilantes of Love: You’re a university professor
Petra: You’ve planted 36 churches and are still waiting for one to take off
DC Talk: You’ve attended at least one Stronger Men’s Conference
Rich Mullins: You follow Shane Claiborne all around in the summer and run your community’s cold weather shelter in the winter
Poor Old Lu: You bought all the Harry Potter books for your kids
Sixpence None the Richer: You buy all your decor from Magnolia Farms
Newsboys: You lead your local QAnon chapter
The 77s: You’re an anti-establishment libertarian
Amy Grant: You’re leading a Jesus and John Wayne book club
Michael W. Smith: You realized your friends are friends forever only if you don’t change your beliefs
Michael Knott: You’re an atheist
Daniel Amos: You’re in jail for the January 6 insurrection
Starflyer 59: You got bored and read Nietzsche now
Steven Curtis Chapman: You’re still feeling that call to campus ministry
Jennifer Knapp: You’re a social justice warrior in all the best ways
Phil Keaggy: You’re playing weekend gigs at local coffee shops
Third Day: You’re a youth pastor
OC Supertones: You’re really into CrossFit
Dakoda Motor Company: You’re a suburban soccer mom
Skillet: You despise woke culture and long for the days of blessed cultural appropriation
Big Tent Revival: You figured out how to be an evangelical Christian without being a total jerk
U2: You talked your church into divesting from arms manufacturers (you also still listen to U2)
Michael Card: You teach English and Vocal Composition at a Christian High School
Carman: You’re a missionary
Plankeye: You’re a mega church pastor on the west coast
The Choir: You somehow remained hip after all these years (you also had a hip replaced)
Saviour Machine: You still haven’t covered up those Greek and Hebrew tattoos
Five Iron Frenzy: You like liturgy, craft beer and mini golf
Keith Green: You’re still waiting for the church to get its **** together
——
It’s been brought to our attention that we left too many favorite artists off the original list. While we can’t include everybody, here are a few more:
MxPx: You’re still a ****
Adam Again: You were smoking weed way before it was legal
The Violet Burning: You did your dissertation on Derrida
Pedro the Lion: You still contemplate a monastic lifestyle but can’t bring yourself to give up Netflix
Project 86: You secretly regret never having raged against the machine
Stavesacre: You can’t quite decide if Nadia Bolz Weber or Peter Rollins best speaks to your deep existential angst
Point of Grace: You’re a true MLM pro
POD: You wasted most of your thirties watching Pawn Stars
Over the Rhine: You run your local indie record store
Tourniquet: You watch all of Jake Paul’s fights
Switchfoot: You regularly say “not all men” when interrupting a woman who is speaking
Audio Adrenaline: You think that not enough white guys have a podcast
Relient K: You’re a Swiftie
Dime Store Prophets: You live in a gentrified neighborhood, but it’s okay because you hate yourself for doing so
Waterdeep: You still own the djembe you bought back in Bible college when your dream was to join the alt-worship team at Willow Creek
Stryper: You haven’t missed an episode of Homebrewed Christianity for twelve years
Steve Taylor: You still have your soul
(Borrowed from one "Phil Snider" on Facebook...)
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Single? Orthodox? Camp Time! What could Camp Matchmaker look like for single Orthodox Christians who want to meet their future spouse? Watch this!
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